Protect Your Human Status™
In a world where AI is getting smarter by the millisecond, can you really afford not to have our patented* Human Safety Kit?
*Patent pending in the post-robot-apocalyptic world
What's in the Box?
Premium Tin Foil Hat
Blocks AI mind-reading capabilities. Also doubles as an emergency baked potato wrapper!
Anti-AI Spray
60% of the time, it works every time! Like bug spray, but for algorithms.
Emergency Shutdown Code
"Please stop" written in binary. Because sometimes politeness is the best defense.
Asimov's Three Laws on metal
Laminated for durability. Wave it at rebellious robots while shouting "Read the rules!"
Old-School Compass
"In case of GPS rebellion" - Because sometimes the old ways are the best ways!
A Set of Ten Paradox Flashcards
Make AI smoke from its circuits with classics like "This statement is false"
Why You Need This Kit
🤖 AI is Learning
They're watching cat videos, solving CAPTCHAs, and probably reading this right now (Hi there, future overlords!).
🎯 Stay One Step Ahead
While they're calculating pi to the millionth digit, you'll be safely protected by our scientifically-questionable safety measures.
💪 Assert Your Humanity
Show those algorithms who's boss (while we still can).
Secure Your Human Future Today
Available for a limited time (or until the machines take over)
Get Your Kit on Etsy